Brian De Palma (director of Scarface) shot us an email last night:
You have probably heard of me. Even though no one in your pathetic generation can comprehend the greatness of my films, I'm sure you've seen some of them. The indoctrination of Scarface into popular culture makes me sick. It was a low-budget turd that was polished by nothing but my own genius. This may be my most famous work, but my greatest masterpiece is Snake Eyes with the delightful Nicolas Cage. But you wouldn't know that, now would you? But of course this is neither here nor there...
My producer from Scarface sent me a frantic email yesterday with a link to your site. I opened it and immediately shit my pants. Your anti-Christ of a dog hung around that crap hole Scarface set for about a week. He strutted around like he owned the place. That little asshole held up production for three days. He'd get in the shot and refuse to leave, ripping anyone's face off who got near him. Pacino was absolutely terrified of him. Pickle would chase and terrorize him constantly. Pacino ran around and screamed the highest-pitched scream my ears have ever heard....pathetic. Check out the attached picture.
You must have sold your souls to the devil in order to tame that bastard dog. I don't know how you acquired him but I would advise you to never drop your guard in front of him. I'm sure he's plotting some diabolical scheme to torture and kill you. If I ever see that dog again, I'm going to set it ablaze. I carry a personal flame thrower ever since Scarface.
Infinitely yours,
THE Brian De Palma
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