My Dog, The Jerk

Hi, I'm Corey, and this is my roommate, Joel. Say hi, Joel. Hi. I have a dog, Pickle, a 3 year old Shiba Inu. For the past 3 years, I've been struggling with Pickle's various (and numerous) quirks - basically, he's an undersocialized, panophobic spaz with ADD, OCD and ED (he's neutered, after all). The ladies love him because he's perhaps the least threatening dog ever. Guys love him, well, because the ladies love him. Until recently, this paragraph would have thoroughly summarized all that is Pickle.

Then, Joel and I found out there is much more to Pickle than we ever could have imagined. See, we can't be around at all times to keep an eye on him. We always assumed he just lounged around the apartment all day, napping and licking his nether-regions. We couldn't have been more wrong.

The truth: My dog, Pickle, is an insufferable, conniving, degenerate, spiteful, gambling-drinking-sex-drug-thrill-addicted jerk.

This blog is a catalog of the photographic evidence of Pickle's path of destruction. If you have a dog who is similarly wreaking havoc on the world like a canine Charlie Sheen freebasing cocaine, please send us your photos, and know that you're not alone.

Friday, April 22, 2011

The Adventures of Pickle

Aside from my better-known interests (sex, drugs, trance music, more drugs, anarchy, biting cops, general violence, selling drugs, stealing the drugs back after I've sold them, sleeping 18 hours a day, interspecies intercourse, hunting endangered species, hunting human, hunting p***y, interior design), I am a budding author.  More specifically, I write children's books.  Now, before you all get your panties in a bunch (assuming you wear them, which I don't), I keep my writing completely separate from my personal life.

Well, for the most part.

Click the link below to see my first book, The Adventures of Pickle.  Enjoy!

The Adventures of Pickle

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