The F Word

By now we're all tired of hearing about Kobe's "fucking faggot" remark toward a ref after a call he didn't agree with.  Some people are offended, most don't care.  Personally, I thought South Park already ruled on this matter.  If you haven't seen the episode, do your self a favor and watch it: http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s13e12-the-f-word.  In the episode, the people of South Park, US Senate, and Merriam-Webster come to the conclusion that definition of the word fag is outdated.  It is no longer a gay slur.  The new definition is as follows:

Fag (făg) n.
1. An extremely annoying, inconsiderate person most commonly associated with Harley riders.
2. A loud and obnoxious person who owns or frequently rides a Harley. 

Apparently David Stern hasn't seen the episode and thus is not privy to this information.  He felt the need to make an example out of Kobe.  The weird thing is, I started noticing Pickle mysteriously disappearing whenever the Lakers were playing.  I later saw this picture and figured out what was going on.  Stern hired Pickle as the NBA's enforcer of its stance against f word usage.  Pickle is instructed to escort Kobe to the locker room and "teach him a lesson" if he utters another gay slur.