My Dog, The Jerk

Hi, I'm Corey, and this is my roommate, Joel. Say hi, Joel. Hi. I have a dog, Pickle, a 3 year old Shiba Inu. For the past 3 years, I've been struggling with Pickle's various (and numerous) quirks - basically, he's an undersocialized, panophobic spaz with ADD, OCD and ED (he's neutered, after all). The ladies love him because he's perhaps the least threatening dog ever. Guys love him, well, because the ladies love him. Until recently, this paragraph would have thoroughly summarized all that is Pickle.

Then, Joel and I found out there is much more to Pickle than we ever could have imagined. See, we can't be around at all times to keep an eye on him. We always assumed he just lounged around the apartment all day, napping and licking his nether-regions. We couldn't have been more wrong.

The truth: My dog, Pickle, is an insufferable, conniving, degenerate, spiteful, gambling-drinking-sex-drug-thrill-addicted jerk.

This blog is a catalog of the photographic evidence of Pickle's path of destruction. If you have a dog who is similarly wreaking havoc on the world like a canine Charlie Sheen freebasing cocaine, please send us your photos, and know that you're not alone.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

First Fan-Submitted Photo!

Dusty Loy, a pantomimic ventriloquist from Schenectady, NY, submitted his jerk-in-training, Mali, in the process of destroying a chew toy.  Hey, Jeffrey Dahmer started with squirrels.

New "tuf stuff" stuffed raccoon, disembowled in 15 minutes

Thanks Dusty, and remember to sleep with one eye open!

1 comment:

  1. Mali looks very similar to my Siberian Husky / Yellow Lab mix. What breed is Mali? My dog Bailey does the same annoying trick with any stuffed animal he can get his paws on.